Monthly Archives: October 2016

Be anything you want to be.. but don’t be a liar.

Posted on October 30, 2016 by

Something is happening. My once sweet, SWEET baby is turning on me. The sass that is erupting from the top of her head is insane. I’m pretty sure she has been body snatched, but instead of leaving her some emotionless … Continue reading →

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Today’s word is “INTOLERANCE”

Posted on October 27, 2016 by

Intolerance: Unwillingness to accept view, beliefs or behavior that differ from one’s own…. I used think myself a very tolerant person. Live and let live, ya know? Turns out, I am NOT! I don’t know if it’s something that has … Continue reading →

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You will have fun whether you like it or not.

Posted on October 24, 2016 by

The.Holidays.Are.HEEEEEERRRRREEEE. It’s still one thousand degrees outside in the afternoon but the mornings and evening are cool and I’m starting to see my neighbors outside and smell ALL the pumpkin spice; I am excited! What’s more exciting, though, is that this … Continue reading →

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You’re not allowed to date just because I died.

Posted on October 19, 2016 by

During a recent get together, I overheard a friend (a husband and father of three) say, “Yeah, I think if (Blank) ever died, I would want to find someone who also has kids. They know the struggle of being a … Continue reading →

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My inner 21yr old is barfing.

Posted on October 11, 2016 by

Don’t be this guy. I feel like I can’t say this enough. If you are in your fifties, you have NO business dating twenty-something year olds. ZE-RO business. I know I don’t stand alone here…like, we all agree that its … Continue reading →

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Cardio is HARDIO pt1

Posted on October 6, 2016 by

My name is Erin and I have a kangaroo pouch. It’s okay… it’s bullshit but it’s ok. So today, like most days, I took my unenthused behind to the gym. CARDIO DAY!!!  I really only went because I was supposed to … Continue reading →

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No vapors of any kind.

Posted on October 1, 2016 by

  My big sister, Sarah, is getting MARRIED!! In just two short weeks from today she will be officially become Mrs. Randy Randerson and to celebrate her bachelorette-hood coming to an end we purchased fancy dresses, road beers and sensible … Continue reading →

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