Tag Archives: dating

Leave it to a professional

Posted on July 10, 2017 by

Before I even begin… let me open with this: I am a professional. When it comes to superficial matters of the body, I know what I’m doing. There is a license to touch people with my name on it. With … Continue reading →

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You’re not allowed to date just because I died.

Posted on October 19, 2016 by

During a recent get together, I overheard a friend (a husband and father of three) say, “Yeah, I think if (Blank) ever died, I would want to find someone who also has kids. They know the struggle of being a … Continue reading →

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My inner 21yr old is barfing.

Posted on October 11, 2016 by

Don’t be this guy. I feel like I can’t say this enough. If you are in your fifties, you have NO business dating twenty-something year olds. ZE-RO business. I know I don’t stand alone here…like, we all agree that its … Continue reading →

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