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Leave it to a professional

Before I even begin… let me open with this: I am a professional. When it comes to superficial matters of the body, I know what I’m doing. There is a license to touch people with my name on it. With … Continue reading

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Be anything you want to be.. but don’t be a liar.

Something is happening. My once sweet, SWEET baby is turning on me. The sass that is erupting from the top of her head is insane. I’m pretty sure she has been body snatched, but instead of leaving her some emotionless … Continue reading

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My inner 21yr old is barfing.

Don’t be this guy. I feel like I can’t say this enough. If you are in your fifties, you have NO business dating twenty-something year olds. ZE-RO business. I know I don’t stand alone here…like, we all agree that its … Continue reading

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No vapors of any kind.

  My big sister, Sarah, is getting MARRIED!! In just two short weeks from today she will be officially become Mrs. Randy Randerson and to celebrate her bachelorette-hood coming to an end we purchased fancy dresses, road beers and sensible … Continue reading

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You asked for it! (…or maybe you didn’t)

Here it is guys, my blog is officially up and running! Not perfect, but running. So far, I have no direction or inspiration to write anything worth reading. I also lack the computer savvy to make the layout hypnotic, but … Continue reading

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